If you don’t get too upset when a public holiday falls on a Sunday, there is no need to read on. You are most definitively turning Swiss!
Otherwise, here are some additional ways of telling whether or not you are becoming “Newly Swissed”:









You are so turning Swiss if this post has offended you! How about taking a vacation abroad? Oh no, that would be pretty Swiss as well!




May 3, 2011 - 11:14 AM
OMG I’m so scared!
I must be 75% Swiss already!
May 4, 2011 - 11:45 AM
the fighter jets are such a normal occurrence for me! I def love it
May 4, 2011 - 9:52 PM
I didn’t mind the Patrouille Suisse fighter jets over Dübendorf last week! Awesome!
May 6, 2011 - 7:01 PM
I always take two bottles of Rivella With me when going to China. You can conveniently buy them at the store after security (just in case you shouldn’t know). For all non-Swiss: Rivella is healthy, gooood, and it may safe your life in case of only finding “inappropriate” food.
May 11, 2011 - 7:34 PM
Thank god! I don’t really care for any of this stuff. There is still hope for me
August 9, 2012 - 3:34 PM
OMG I must be sooo swiss can totally relate to the colour of curtains and a few others