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Here are 11 Swiss “laws” that are weird and wacky

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The Swiss may be a peculiar people when it comes to imposing bureaucracy in order to fix trivial things.

This tendency has resulted in a variety of weird Swiss laws - some of which have taken on a life of their own as they have been passed around online forums for years... I would loosely categorize these "laws" into "social mores" (frowned upon by society), rules and "actual laws" - for the lack of a better term.

So, here are 11 weird Swiss laws for your enjoyment (and debate):

 

Animals may not be kept by themselves but only with a companion.

The 2008 addendum to the Swiss animal rights code specifies for each animal how many others of their kind are required by law. In other words, a guinea pig requires at least one companion, and so does a mouse or a ferret!

Swiss Laws - Two Guinea Pigs

A fairly recent push for a law stated that all animals should have the right to be represented in court by a court appointed attorney. To the best of my knowledge, no other country on earth has similarly advanced animal rights - yet. I really liked this 2010 popular initiative which unfortunately did not pass. Back then, a case of illegal "catch & release" fishing stirred up a debate about animals' rights.

I guess that court cases by Angry Birds and Grumpy Cats were too much for the voters to take. The policy from 2008 is still in effect though which makes it illegal to flush goldfish down the toilet or keep hamsters by themselves.

 

Dog owners in Switzerland need to know a whole slew of laws and regulations.

From the cradle to the grave, dogs in Switzerland have to comply with the law. For one, it makes sense that each dog needs a Swiss passport. And just like every Swiss, they need to have their own incident insurance coverage. But did you know that dog owners need to pay a dog tax? The amount of tax varies by canton: some charge a flat fee while others take into account the dog's size and weight.

Greetings in Switzerland - Bernese Mountain Dog
 

A man may not relieve himself while standing up after 10 PM. Also, you are not supposed to flush the toilet after 10 PM.

Weird Swiss Laws - Toilet

Depending on an apartment building's posted rules, these basic actions may be prohibited. Although thanks to modern building techniques and proper insulation, the gushing sound of sewage or shower water has become less of an issue these days. Although there is no particular paragraph in Swiss law restricting tenants from these things, the Swiss Homeowners' Society (HEV) leaves it open to the owner to set those rules.

Article 257f of the Swiss renters' law (OR) contains some generic language about considering others. It states that a tenant must be mindful of other tenants and neighbors, so draining a bathtub after 10 PM might be considered borderline...
 
Weird Swiss Laws - Showering
 

Among the 408 official traffic laws, there are several weird ones when it comes to cars. For instance, it is unlawful to slam a car door after 10 PM. If you switch from one time limited parking spot to another without entering traffic in between, you could get fined.

Weird Swiss Laws - Parking
 

And if you forget to activate your parking break, you might get fined, too!

Paragraph 37 article 4 of the Swiss road law states that "A driver must appropriately secure their vehicle." In other words, leaving a key inside an unlocked car forgetting to put it in gear and to activate a parking break on a slope is a no-no in the eyes of the law...

Weird Swiss Laws - Carlock
 

It is required that every car with snow tires has to have a sticker on its dashboard which tells that the driver should not drive faster than 160 km/h with those tires.

Engelberg - Snowtires
 

Naturally, you may not wash your car on a Sunday.

Washing a car on Sunday in a car-wash is no problem. In fact, some car washes are so remote that nobody would even notice!

However, it becomes a problem when someone decides to wash a car in their driveway - on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... You get the picture! Local Swiss laws prohibit the use of a power washer altogether, and there is concern that the detergent would pollute the ground water and thus the environment.

Weird Swiss Laws - Car Wash
 

It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday because it would cause too much noise.

 

And laudry may not be hung to dry on a Sunday.

Because who wants to see white socks waving in the wind during their Sunday stroll?

Weird Swiss Laws - Stewi
 

Despite being a country of record recycling rates, you are not allowed to drop your empty bottles and cans into the public recycling bins on Sunday.

Then what's left to do on a Sunday when you cannot wash your car, recycle, mow the lawn or hang-dry your laundry?!?

Weird Swiss Laws - Recycling
 

There is anecdotal evidence that it is illegal to ski down a mountain while reciting poetry.

Now this one sounds plausible, right? But it is probably not exactly a law... Someone on reddit phrased it nicely: "I imagine this is because a mountain reciting poetry is clearly senitent, and skiing down its face would be abusive in nature."

Vintage Photo of Skiers Reciting Gottfried Keller

If you liked these weird Swiss laws, also check out our list of ten things that are (strangely) legal in Switzerland!

Dimitri Burkhard

As the founder, editor and community manager of Newly Swissed, Dimitri owns the strategic vision. He is passionate about storytelling and is a member of the Swiss Travelwriters Club.

Dimitri loves discovering new trends and covers architecture, design, start-ups and tourism.

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