Are you ready for hilarious things you'll never hear a Swiss person say?
Because let me tell you, the Land of Cheese and Chocolate residents are proud of their beautiful country. They have a reputation for being reserved and polite, and they live up to that reputation in spades.
So, saying things against the environment, direct democracy, or - God forbid - Roger Federer would never cross a Swiss person's mind. The Swiss hold their traditions and national identity dear to their hearts, and any criticism of it is not something they would say out loud. There are some things you will never hear a Swiss person say.
For this fun listicle, we've put on our Wilhelm Tell hats to devise the most outrageous statements that would make any Swiss person's hair stand on end.